Got baggage? We scoop it.
The Ex Files is your cheeky, cathartic way to turn 💩 into closure. Whether you are filing emotional waste under “Case Closed” or just need a laugh, this series delivers lighthearted relief in three perfectly messy tiers. Or should we say, tears?
We will label a poop bag with the name, code name, or emotion you want to release. It is a symbolic goodbye. No poop is mailed, it is simply a way of letting go.
💧 Tear 1
The Flush
$
5
- ✅ Custom name or situation written on a poop bag
- 📸 Digital photo sent straight to your inbox
- 💩 A funny, low-stakes way to let that sh*t go
💌 Tear 2
The Closure Statement
$
9
- ✅ Includes everything from The Flush
- 💌 Seal the deal with a message that says what needed saying
- 📸 Personalized photo proof delivered to your inbox
Coming Soon
📦 Tear 3: The Petty Parcel
Follow @scoopnbloom for sneak peeks and launch day updates.
In San Antonio? We can scoop your actual yard too. Sometimes closure starts with a clean lawn.